I recently went to an amazing Bigfoot convention/film fest at the historic Balboa Theater called the Bigfoot Bonanza! I had a hairy good time! Naturally, I got insanely drunk, and took a bunch of blurry photos! Here they are!
The “BIGFEET” crew (I’m the one on the right!)
Some fan art I drew of Bigfoot. Technically speaking, we don’t know how big its feet are compared to its body. It might actually have small feet compared to its body size, that would still be big feet to us. Makes ya think!
I made a cardboard bigfoot mask that proved to be the perfect Bigfoot Bonanza accessory! This is my friend Norm wearing it with his hair put in front for a more realistic 3D effect.
I also bought a Yeti toy originally from the Matterhorn ride at Disney Land.
The festival had some ridiculously cute Bigfoot art. This one looks super sad, though. Can’t play the piano getting him down?
They had some great Yeti and bigfoot toys on hand too. Ain’t nobody getting that Tazo tea without a fight!
After watching some amazing Bigfoot shows and docs, we stopped off at the luxurious Hockey Haven bar next door. I put my cardboard BF on the wall and it fit right in. In fact, I forgot it for an hour! When I came back, no one even noticed it was there!
It’s cold where Yeti lives. Despite his thick white fur, he still needs a little something to “warm him up.”
My friend Mark is quite bald, and was also a bit chilly until he found the perfect head warmer! If you don’t mind all the noise, that is.
Back to drankin
Oop! Got too drunk, can’t walk!
Fell into a plant! Actually, this guy is incredibly photogenic. I hope someday to take him into the real snow and do a photo shoot!
Might look something like this!
This was some random dude on the street I asked if he would take a picture with my Yeti! People in SF have been very nice about taking pictures with my toys when I’m drunk. That makes me happy. I wanted to take the pic because of his snow-white goatee! It matches perfectly!
The historic Balboa Theater is really beautiful! If you’re ever in San Francisco, check it out! (The Yeti will not actually be there, though)
Sitting on his Sasquatch cousin’s club
BIGFEET crew looking KOOL!
The moon was nuts that night! Perfect night for Squatchin! (That’s Bigfoot enthusiast slang for “hiding in the bushes and looking for Bigfoots”)
Later I was taking a Sass-Squat in the bathroom and noticed how cool he looked on the hand dryer.
Also looks cool in front of the other Bigfoot’s crotch.
Then it was time to pose for drunken photos with other people’s children! A classic pastime!
The guy holding the Yeti is the madman who organized the whole shebang! Now, that’s the face you make when posing with Bigfoots!
And then we were wasted.
I take some of my best pics drunk, actually. I’m sure longtime readers of this blog are “shocked” to find this out. Anyway, nice moody pic of the theater with Bigfoot out front.
Back to the bar! The cardboard Bigfoot committed too many crimes and had to go to jail!
And the night was coming to a close. It was one of the record books. I don’t know what record books. Drunken Bigfoot Convention record books?
In the same pic!
And that’s all she wrote!
(until next year…)